Pet Peeve for the Day™: taking someone to a pizza place you consider notable for intricate and sublime flavors, and first they order pepperoni and sausage (basically spiced fat and more spiced fat on top of shredded, molten fat), then when it arrives proceed to angrily wring it out while complaining how greasy it is and berate you for having dreadful taste in pizza joints.
Last time I had sausage pizza that was dry was in middle school.
On the other hand, if you like New York style pizza, SliceOfNY on Stevens Creek between JJ's House of Blues and Stevens Creek Surplus is the best in the area. Emigree New Yorkers, notorious for ripping pizza joints everywhere, either rave, or rave while complaining "but it's not the right kind of New York pizza!"
I've a special weakness for veggie pizza with feta and black olives on it, or BBQ chicken. On the other hand, I consider Hawaiian to be a complete travesty. Pineapple, yes. But cooked mushy pineapple with cheese and ham?? Demon, be gone! D: