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May. 11th, 2008

08:30 pm - White Elephants

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I think it’s written into the Geneva Convention that every garage sale must include one stationary exercise bike. And every swap meet vendor must have an old inkjet printer. It’s like a prerequisite to participation or something.

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From:[info]missmonstermel
Date:May 12th, 2008 05:49 am (UTC)
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Dude id buy the shit out of that bike, too. Our stupid neighbors have one moldering in the backyard...i want it, but they suck so i care not ask.
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From:[info]goldenstallion
Date:May 12th, 2008 09:19 am (UTC)
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Whinnyhi.

Also one old gas push lawnmower. Pair of crutches. Table of baby clothing. Table of mismatched glasses, mugs and weird dishware. Old toaster.

Steed
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From:[info]brokenwingx9
Date:May 12th, 2008 10:26 am (UTC)
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It's the key. Like, it's the REASON you do a garage sale. All this crap's been piling up, but it doesn't matter until the stationary bike's fallen into disuse and is no longer desired. THAT'S when it's time to get shit in gear.
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From:[info]merashallan
Date:May 12th, 2008 02:17 pm (UTC)
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You are forbidden to make cookies with white chocolate chips without macadamia nuts. FORBIDDEN!!!
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From:[info]doodlesthegreat
Date:May 12th, 2008 04:31 pm (UTC)
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You forgot the box of LPs from bizzare musical sources.
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From:[info]draphilius
Date:May 12th, 2008 05:36 pm (UTC)
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Let's not forget the books of variable, and sometimes questionable, content!
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From:[info]cornwalldragon
Date:May 12th, 2008 10:33 pm (UTC)
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That seems to be the trend these days.
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